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Now, now... that's not nice! Aaron is just a dedicated follower of fashion. I think he's kinda cute dressed up like a creamsicle. It is a look I don't think Billy Spears could pull off...
I sense a little bit of... jealousy on your part, Bill. What exactly is Mr. Schock doing (or not doing) that has your undies in such a bunch, huh? Maybe Momma or Dr. Hartley can open up your noggin like a rusty tin can and let us peek inside?
All they'll find are some cobwebs and some faded memories of crawling under the porch with the neighbor girl when I was four.
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