Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Our man-boy in Springfield



That whooshing sound you hear is all the gravitas being sucked out of the room.

And what's up with that tie? He should start letting him mother pick out his clothes again.

Bill Spears, sick in bed with the bird flu and a 103-degree fever, will be a better legislator than Aaron Schock.

3 comments:

momma said...

Now, now... that's not nice! Aaron is just a dedicated follower of fashion. I think he's kinda cute dressed up like a creamsicle. It is a look I don't think Billy Spears could pull off...

Prego Man said...

I sense a little bit of... jealousy on your part, Bill. What exactly is Mr. Schock doing (or not doing) that has your undies in such a bunch, huh? Maybe Momma or Dr. Hartley can open up your noggin like a rusty tin can and let us peek inside?

Bill Dennis said...

All they'll find are some cobwebs and some faded memories of crawling under the porch with the neighbor girl when I was four.